Five Chicago sports fans were climbing a mountain one
day. Each was a fan of a different Chicago team and
each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans to
their team.
Finally as they reached the top, the Blackhawk fan
hurled himself off the mountain, shouting, "This is
for Bobby Hull and all the great Blackhawks who
played in Chicago!!!" as he fell to his doom. Not wanting
to be outdone, the Bulls fan threw himself off the
mountain, proclaiming, "This is for Michael Jordan and the
great teams of the 90's!!!" Seeing this, the Bears fan walked over
and shouted, "This is for DITKA!!!", and leapt to
his death.
The two remaining fans just looked at each other in
stunned silence. After a minute, the Sox Fan shouted,
"This is for everyone on the South Side!!!" and pushed
the Cubs fan off of the mountain.
